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Inspiring: Chicago newborn will be 107 when Cubs next win World Series


At 7:08 p.m. on Monday, August 28th, Chicago area residents Joel and Liza Greenwald welcomed their newborn son Sammy Arrieta Greenwald into the world, weighing 8 pounds, 7 ounces. Wriggling baby Sammy into his first Chicago Cubs onesie early Tuesday, dad reported that both mom and the baby are doing well. “We’re just over the moon in the love with him,” Joel said before expressing a sliver of sorrow. “It’s all very emotional… We’re so elated, yet we know that we won’t be around to see him celebrate the next Cubs World Series in 2124.”

Max Rosenblum is a comedian and writer based out of Los Angeles. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @mrmaxrose.